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Post date: Sep 11, 2010 7:33:13 PM
If Ballet is a Sport, then you will wreck!
If Ballet is a sport, then my dad will disagree.
If my dad disagrees then he will argue.
If he argues, then you won't focus on the road.
If you don't focus on the road, then you will swerve.
If you swerve, you will lose control.
If you lose control, then you will wreck.
~Ross Martin
August, 2016
If David loves sums, then the seaweed will turn purple.
If David loves sums, then his mother will think he is sick.
If his mother thinks he is sick, then she will take him to the doctor.
If she takes him to the doctor, then the doctor will not know what to do.
If the doctor does not know what to do, then he will start experimenting to come up with a new medicine to help David.
If the doctor starts experimenting to come up with a new medicine to help David, then he will fail.
If the doctor fails, then he will dump his failed medicine into the ocean.
If he dumps his failed medicine into the ocean, then the chemicals will react with the chlorophyll in the seaweed.
If the chemicals react with the chlorophyll in the sea weed, then the seaweed will turn purple.
C Therrell
August 25, 2014
Theorem: If the shark does not eat the spy, then the government will worry about pollution.
1. If the shark does not eat the spy, then the spy will tell the hero about the evil plot of the villainess.
2. If he tell the plot, then the hero will try to stop the villainess.
3. If the hero tries to stop her, then she will attack him.
4. If she attacks him, then they will have a battle.
5. If they have a battle, then the villainess' weapons will destroy cities.
6. If the weapons destroy cities, then the government will worry about pollution.
by Kristen Mitchell
Theorem: If the cat does not eat, then everyone will drown.
If the cat does not eat, then she will die.
If she dies, everyone will be sad.
If everyone is sad, then they will have a funeral.
If they have a funeral, then the neighbors will come to see who died.
If the neighbors come and see who died, then they will be sad also.
If the neighbors are sad, too, then everyone will cry more.
If everyone cries more, the house will be flooded.
If the house is flooded, then everyone will drown.
by Emily Marchant
Theorem: If the farmer doesn't fix his fence, his cow will be the first real cow to work for Chick-fila.
If the farmer doesn’t fix his fence, the cow will get out.
If the cow gets out ,she will go to chic-fila .
if she goes to chic-fila, they will hire her.
If chic-fila hires her, she will be the first real cow to work for chic-fila.
by Audra Atwood
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